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Things you should NEVER say on a first date
Some of these may be obvious, but it's worth while to give a little reminder with Valentines approaching.
Things a guy should never say on a first date or to a girl:
- “Wow, you are different to how I remembered you! And I just remembered, I’m busy tonight, sorry!”
- “S**t, who are you? Must have been texting the wrong girl!”
- “Is it ok that my mum is coming too?”
- “The doctor said it’s treatable but it’ll flare up every now and then!”
- “I googled you earlier!”
- “Nice top! My girlfriend has the same one in blue!”
- “My ex girlfriend is crazy! Like, lives in the walls and eats crickets crazy!”
- “So . . . periods . . . how are those going for you?”
- “So have you always had the uni-brow?”
- “Does this look infected to you?”
- “I have foreign blood in me. I have Russian hands and Roman fingers!”
- “Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
Things a girl should never say on a first date or to a guy:
- “Awwwwww, whaddya gonna do with that dinky little thing?”
- “I charge by the hour…”
- “I just farted!”
- “My ex boyfriend is a UFC fighter. Oh look, there he is now!”
- “I have multiple personality disorder. Just try to think of it like we’re double dating!”
- “I’m sorry if I seem nervous, I don’t normally date outside the family!”
- “Ha ha ha, oh my granddaughter would love you!”
- “How interesting! But enough about you, lets talk about me more!”
- “I want to have a baby now and you have great bone structure!”
- “Get off me, I’ll do it myself!”
This article was first published in the print edition of expliCIT - February 2010.
